THE SCIENTIST AND GOD
A scientist approaches God,
and says to Him, "Look, God, we don't need you anymore. Nowadays, we can do all
sorts of things that used to be considered miraculous. We can transplant
organs, giving new life to a dying man, we can cure almost any disease, and we
can even clone animals. It won't be long, and we'll be able to clone humans,
too. So, I'm sorry, but you are just outdated".
God listens patiently to the
scientist and says, "I can see that you believe you don't need me, and I
understand. However, I love you, and I don't want to see you make a big
mistake, so why don't we make sure? I say we should have a man-making contest,
just to be sure."
The scientist replies, "I'll
take that challenge".
So, God says, "Ok, let's do
it the way I did it in the old days, with Adam and Eve". The scientists says,
"No problem", and reaches down to scoop up a handful of dirt.
"Whoa, hold on there a
minute", God says. "You get your OWN dirt".
Post from the Pastor Vicki Oliver
GOD IS SENDING A MANASSEH AND EPHRAIM SEASON YOUR WAY!!! HERE COMES YOUR SHOUT! THE PLACE THAT WAS DESIGNED TO STRAP, STRIP, AND STRESS YOU OUT, GOD WILL CAUSE YOU TO FORGET (MANASSEH), AND BE FRUITFUL(EPHRAIM), AT THE BOTTOM, THEN BRING YOU UP, TO BLOW YOU UP, IN THE FACE OF YOUR HATERS.
“Today we fight. Tomorrow we fight. The day after, we fight. And if this situation plans on whipping us, it better bring a lunch, 'cause it's gonna have a long day doing it.”CAN SOMEBODY SHOUT RESIDUAL?!!! GOD SPOKE TO ME THIS MORNING AND SAID;"RESIDUAL!" RESIDUAL ARE EVIDENCE OF SOMETHING LEFT. ESAU SAID, "FATHER LET SOME DROPLETS FALL ON ME" AFTER DECEPTION BY HIS BROTHER. HERE COMES YOUR SHOUT! ESAU ESCAPED WITH A RESIDUAL BLESSING!
Daily Scriptures
Proverbs 4
1Hear, ye children, the instruction of a father, and attend to know understanding.2For I give you good doctrine, forsake ye not my law.
3For I was my father's son, tender and only beloved in the sight of my mother.
4He taught me also, and said unto me, Let thine heart retain my words: keep my commandments, and live.
5Get wisdom, get understanding: forget it not; neither decline from the words of my mouth.
6Forsake her not, and she shall preserve thee: love her, and she shall keep thee.
7Wisdom is the principal thing; therefore get wisdom: and with all thy getting get understanding.
8Exalt her, and she shall promote thee: she shall bring thee to honour, when thou dost embrace her.
9She shall give to thine head an ornament of grace: a crown of glory shall she deliver to thee.
10Hear, O my son, and receive my sayings; and the years of thy life shall be many.
11I have taught thee in the way of wisdom; I have led thee in right paths.
12When thou goest, thy steps shall not be straitened; and when thou runnest, thou shalt not stumble.
13Take fast hold of instruction; let her not go: keep her; for she is thy life.
14Enter not into the path of the wicked, and go not in the way of evil men.
15Avoid it, pass not by it, turn from it, and pass away.
16For they sleep not, except they have done mischief; and their sleep is taken away, unless they cause some to fall.
17For they eat the bread of wickedness, and drink the wine of violence.
18But the path of the just is as the shining light, that shineth more and more unto the perfect day.
19The way of the wicked is as darkness: they know not at what they stumble.
20My son, attend to my words; incline thine ear unto my sayings.
21Let them not depart from thine eyes; keep them in the midst of thine heart.
22For they are life unto those that find them, and health to all their flesh.
23Keep thy heart with all diligence; for out of it are the issues of life.
24Put away from thee a froward mouth, and perverse lips put far from thee.
25Let thine eyes look right on, and let thine eyelids look straight before thee.
26Ponder the path of thy feet, and let all thy ways be established.
27Turn not to the right hand nor to the left: remove thy foot from evil.
Daily Sound of Oil
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